Morning Swim“Taut , tanned and terrific” says Fiona McIlreavy in her recent comment from the other side of the world (greetings and thanks to her).  Well – not sure that I can manage all that – more fraught than taut, and unless you count a peeling forehead and a few closely-grouped mosquito bites on my left foot, not actually tanned.  But rested, refreshed and in very good heart for a busy, busy, month – new catalogue just out, London Map Fair, Olympia and all the other book-fairs next week, website to overhaul, article for an academic press to finish, a stint at the London Rare Books School to follow.

The wardrobe saga wasn’t of course entirely finished.   A bit bleary-eyed, but we are up and about at 3am on the morning of our departure – cab to take us to the airport due in half an hour.  I proudly don my new suit – and it’s only at this point that I notice that there is one of those big fat plastic security tags still very firmly attached to the right sleeve – you know, the ones they say you can’t get off without the proper deactivation equipment.  Problem.  Who knows what this will do at airport security if it can’t be removed?

Anne suggests a very sharp little hacksaw.  I experiment with that, but you really can’t get these things off – all that’s giving way is the lining of the suit.  Other devices are brought into play to no avail.  Eventually we find – but I’d better be careful here, I don’t want to be responsible for an outbreak of shoplifting – let’s just call it a pocket-size “ implement”, I believe originally acquired by one of our daughters as part of rather hands-on school project.  Unlikely as it may seem, the “implement” sheared through the tag like knife through butter, leaving just the two tiny holes in the sleeve made by the hacksaw.  Relief all round.  And then Anne notices that there’s another tag on the trouser seat.  Trousers off and in pursuit of the “implement”, which has of course now disappeared from view in the mysterious way things do the instant you put them down.  “Well, where did you put it?”  The cab-driver arrives at this point to a scene resembling Whitehall farce.

Flight delayed by the necessity of removing a drunk from the aeroplane (at six in the morning?)  Scary and unlooked-for bit of turbulence as we pull out of our descent to the airport to wait for a safer window in the tail-end of a heavy storm – but all seems fine once we reach the ground.  A pleasant drive up the coast and we are there.  Lovely apartment with a view across the bay, swallows nesting and starting to fledge on our balcony – time to relax with a good book.

It’s at this point that a critical point in our marriage is reached.  Anne has downloaded her holiday reading on her Kindle – but the Kindle has not taken kindly to the journey.  It declines to function.  It’s broken.  Il ne marche pas.  Completely kaput.  Possibly derailed by security scans – who knows?

I turn my back to compose myself.  Obviously a perfectly natural guffaw is completely out of the question – even though the books-to- clothes ratio of my packing had been seriously challenged only hours earlier.  A belly-laugh would also be inappropriate.   Even a gentle chuckle could be dangerous.  Hell – even the glimmer of a smile could be catastrophic.  The temptation to murmur, “That’s odd.  All my books seem to working perfectly OK”, has to be very firmly resisted.  Tongue almost severed from biting back any kind of comment – but, really – you would have to have a heart of stone not to laugh.  The tears of silent laughter are going to give me away – hasten to the bathroom to mop up.  You would all have been proud of my admirable restraint.  We are still on good terms (but let’s change the subject and head off to lunch before I crack up).

KassiopiGreetings and hugs from old friends at the taverna down by the sea – a glass of retsina soon to hand.  Time to enjoy.  Days of idleness.  We don’t do much at all, as we let the stresses ebb away.  Swimming at dawn in the sea – at least for me – Anne bizarrely prefers the pool in the heat of the day.  A trip up to the historic harbour at Kassiopi one day, sheltering beneath the old Venetian fortress.   Ancient OlivesA jaunt up into the mountains through the ancient olive groves another – lunch beneath a stately elm tree in a quiet village.  The distinctive Corfiot landscape, olive trees dotted with cypress here and there.  The houses all apricot, ochre, terracotta – the paintwork the ubiquitous forest green.  How delicious this all is.

Kerkyra CricketThe twice weekly boat across the bay to Kerkyra another day.  Always a delightful town, especially lovable for the cricket green (a relic of the British protectorate) right at its heart.  I’ve never actually seen anyone playing cricket here, although evidently they do – there are eleven teams on the island I’m told.  KriketI stroll out to inspect the pitch (as one does).  I suspect I’d rather bat than bowl on this artificial mat, especially with those short boundaries square of the wicket.  The threat to the parked cars and the line of cafes along Kapodistriou Street (Liston Square) would have the game banned in an instant by health-and-safety muppets over here.

Corfu ShoppingAnne’s decided to go shopping in the narrow lanes.  My offer of assistance is politely declined – well, not that politely – we all know my limitations on the shopping front.  ‘Brusquely’ might be a better word.  So I wander down by the sea to the archaeological museum, only to find that it is what is politely called “closed for renovation” for three years.  I peek through the fence and it seems to be being demolished rather than renovated – again ‘brusquely’ might be a better word.

KapodistriouI return to Kapodistriou Street, where the Durrell family’s horse-drawn cab “shambled to a halt outside a doorway over which hung a board with Pension Suisse inscribed on it” all those years ago. And there we meet up for an excellent lunch in the square behind the town hall – the trees in flower (what is that lovely lilac one?)  There’s even a wedding going on – oddly, an English wedding.  We watch the photographs being taken outside the town hall.  We watch the wedding party being seated a couple of tables away – but we can’t for the life of us figure out who it is that has just got married.  It’s usually fairly obvious who the bride and groom are, but we had to ask in the end – and we had it all wrong.  It was the nice young woman in the floral dress we asked who turned out to be the bride.  Congratulations to her.


An excellent holiday – and our sincere thanks to you all.

About Laurence Worms - Ash Rare Books

Laurence Worms has owned and run Ash Rare Books since 1971. He represented the antiquarian book trade on the (British) National Book Committee from 1993 to 2002 and has been six times an elected member of the Council of the Antiquarian Booksellers’ Association. He was largely responsible for drafting the Association’s Code of Good Practice first introduced in 1997 (and its recent update), served as Honorary Secretary of the Association from 1998 to 2001 and as President from 2011 to 2013. He is a former member of the Council of the Bibliographical Society and continues to serve on the Council of the London Topographical Society. He writes and lectures on various aspects of the history of the book and map trades, and has lectured at the universities of Cambridge, London, Reading and Sheffield, as well as at the Bibliographical Society, the Royal Geographical Society, the Warburg Institute, the National Library of Scotland and at Gresham College and Stationers' Hall. Published work includes the compilation of fourteen ‘lives’ for the “Oxford Dictionary of National Biography”, a number of articles for “The Oxford Companion to the Book” and the chapter on early English maps and atlases for the fourth volume of “The Cambridge History of the Book in Britain”. Essays on the British map trade are also appearing in “The History of Cartography” published by the University of Chicago Press. His long-awaited “British Map Engravers”, co-written with Ashley Baynton-Williams, was published to critical acclaim in 2011. He also contributed the numerous biographical notes to Peter Barber’s hugely successful “London : A History in Maps”, co-published by the British Library and the London Topographical Society in 2012.
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8 Responses to Corfu


    You could have sold yourself on EBay – the appellation BNWT (Brand New With Tags) is much favoured, though generally the vendor is not included with the garments.   Adrian



  2. Jessamy says:

    My kindle broke too! Karma from having a book mad dad I reckon! xxxx


  3. Jessamy says:

    I love Jacaranda trees – the streets of Sydney are covered in them in the summer! I would love to buy books but then I may never move home dad…it would be too heartbreaking to have to leave them all behind 😦


  4. Corfu says:

    Does look nice the pctures although there is almost no sun


  5. Anne Worms says:

    To finish the kindle story. I found a ‘man’ on e bay who repairs broken screens. Two clandestine meetings later, including a rendezvous outside Victoria Coach Station, and hooray back in business. Dan Brown I will read your new book, although it was meant to be a holiday read by the pool.


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